Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Caption Contest

16 comments:

George said...

The Stepford Wives of Washington D.C.

PoorlyReceivedSnark said...

Conservative Opportunity Society Barbie is something of a niche market item.

Athenawise said...

Newt has blasted his way through so many blonde Republican wives, he now has to resort to a blow-up doll.

WifeSwappingWithRush said...

A wise owl said, “How many wives does it take to get to the Newtsie-roll center of a Newtsie-roll tube steak? Ooooone. Twooooo. Uhhhh… Three! It takes three wives to get to the Newtsie-roll center of a Newtsie-roll tube steak!”

Drouse said...

He promised me braaiinnss.

Kevin said...

She found the stash that Laura Bush left behind...

Anonymous said...

Fresh batteries...yes!!!! Yes..oh yes!!!

DanF said...

For some reason she reminds me of "Chicken Lady" from "Kid's in the Hall".

"Fresh - straight outta my body and on to your plate."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrzkFmzd9Xo

Mungen_Cakes said...

Where is his hand?

Poopyman said...

Ya know that Tengrain has already gone there, right?

Which I suppose is sort of a non-verbal caption, innit?

jimmiraybob said...

I don't see Newt's hands.

Anonymous said...

XANAX, TAKE ME AWAY!

Anonymous said...

might have over done the botox a tad this time

Anonymous said...

IQ 72
dye job $102
botox $1000

being bimbo #3 for a wealthy philandering pimp,

PRICELESS

DavidG said...

-- Newt Gingrich (l), his wife Callista (r), and his wandering eye (center).

-- Pearls and Swine.

Anonymous said...

Eyes wide shut
vox