Bye Bye Ditto...Rush sings about America's Youth

Kids! I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids! every day they blow and blow away!


Kids! They are disobedient, toothsome suckers,
Noisy, crazy, sloppy, non pig-fuckers!


And while we're on the subject
Kids! You can talk and talk til your face is spewed!
Kids! But they still do just who they want to do!


Why can't they be like we were?

Never gettin' laid!
What's the matter with kids today?

Kids! I don't mind the moonlight swims, it's the snagging rimjobs that hurt!
Kids! Why don't they lower the consent age--to about eleven?

Kids! I didn't know what puberty was until I was almost past it!
Kids! They are just impossible to be bossed!
Kids! With their awful clothes and their salads tossed!


Why can't they be diddled like we were?

What's wrong with hating gays?

What's the matter with kids today?