Oh Jeebus

Found via Tbogg:

You know it was bad enough when your dog chewed up GI Joe, Barbie, or as usual the blank area that passed for poor Ken's nads. But imagine the reaction in the typical evangelical household when the Savior is gnawed apart?

A talking Jesus doll is due to go on sale in May, along with versions of Moses, the Virgin Mary and David, as a teddy bear maker tries to find a market with churches and religious families.

The foot-tall Jesus doll will be able to recite five Biblical verses at the push of button on its back, while the Moses doll will recite the Ten Commandments. The Mary doll will recite a long Bible verse.

Looks like Jesus and Moses have been hittin' the juice with Barry Bonds.