As usual, the jokes write themselves

From the intersection of Buffet Street & Don't Ask, I've nothing to tell Avenue

THAT'S MY EX! [K. J. Lopez]
Radioblogger explains why Hillary Clinton can never be president: She reminds men of their shrill ex-girlfriends/wives.
Posted at 06:55 AM

Fortunately, this is an experience that no one or earth can attribute to the writer. Except, I guess, people who say they were "just helping her over the fence officer".