"Don't worry Barney, I've got my eye out for that crazy bitch, Miss Beazley"
The new version of ABC's "The Bachelor" disturbs me.
No matter how much he tried, Dear Leader could not edge Sharon in the "Turtle-Off"
Not shown, Bush presenting a large tray of Star of David Doughnuts. This just in, the Israeli government has announced that "Splenda" is not Kosher.
Ambassador, could you tell us how many times we have ignored your association with Death Squads?
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