Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Finally someone to fellate


Happy days for Michael Gerson, his Little Lord Fauntleroy looks, has a new mancrush and dammit if he's going to let facts get in the way of his boner:

Tim Pawlenty: Minnesota's Ronald Reagan?


Um, yeah. He's got the charisma of a wet newspaper and the intellect of a, well, wet New York Post.

Good luck with that Gerson.

8 comments:

StonyPillow said...

If you believe that, I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.

Mudge said...

Will Pawlenty be posing with Bonzo?

DrDick said...

I think you meant National Enquirer rather than the Post (which is far more intellectual than Pawlenty).

Oblio's Cap said...

How can he be St. Ronnie if he's not dead?

Jeez.

pansypoo said...

i am sure there were plenty of bonzos in his GOP circle.

Montag said...

Gerson thinks he's floating a little low-flying trial balloon, hopefully getting the electorate excited about a Pawlenty on the ticket in 2012.

He seems to have forgotten that Pawlenty has this big, broken bridge to nowhere wrapped around his neck like a dead, stinking albatross.

Pawlenty's chance came and went in 2008. He was on McCain's short short list for VP, and Tim got knocked off that horse by the Gal Called Palin. If you were nudged aside by a grifter like Scary Sarah, wouldn't you look in the mirror every morning and think, "lightweight, loser?"

Anonymous said...

T-Paw is young enough to be the next Harold Stassen.

Anonymous said...

T-Paw is young enough to be the next Harold Stassen.