Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Sweet Jesus, ENOUGH ALREADY!

Slowly but surely Bill O'Reilly is finding a way to write even shittier history about the murder of former Presidents.
The man will not fully wank he's done with McKinley, Garfield, and a detailed analysis of how the Democrats used the weather and poisoned cucumbers to off Harrison and Taylor.

5 comments:

Montag said...

Sure looks like O'Really thinks he has the franchise on assassinated Presidents, doesn't it?

pansypoo said...

JFK? really?

gratuitous said...

The Toady Show had this distinguished author on during its first half hour. I sent them an e-mail thanking them for their bold and courageous decision to cede such prime broadcasting real estate to this man, who clearly has no other platform or outlet for his deathless pronouncements, which all of America needs to hear.

I'm guessing I won't receive any response beyond the canned "thank-you-for-watching."

Anonymous said...

I am waiting to read what the Bill-o will write about the killing of Garfield. He was my favorite president.

WallytheWineGuy said...

Garfield is dead? I loved that zany cat.