Thursday, November 15, 2012

For all the secessionists

Here's an old chestnut for you.

Still works.

And here's one that also still works.


StonyPillow said...

There's no way to let 'em go. First off, they'll be buying nukes from Pakistan, and we're up sh*t creek.

They're a pain in the keister, but this eternal wrestling match is far better than letting them go, then trying to stop them from sneaking a thermonuculer device across the Mason-Dixon line in the trunk of the General Lee.

jimmiraybob said...

Went to the "we the People" section of the WH website to check secession petitions (apparently my home state is among them - MO) and found this:

"Establish new legal system of motorcycle riding "Judges" who serve as police, judge, jury, and executioner all in one."

It only needs 24,664 signatures.

I think I'll start a petition calling for building a security fence* around the seceding states so they don't keep coming into the country looking for jobs and bringing their diseases and foreign languages and general riff-raff ways. I can see a role for the above system along the borders.

I believe this is called synergy.

*including moats with alligators

Anonymous said...

Wonderful rants... fuck, yeah!

pansypoo said...

just stop sending them money. they'll be back.