Not only with porn-like names

But now close-in-name non-pornographic actors are getting nearly porn plots:

Gen. John Allen, the top American and NATO commander in Afghanistan, is under investigation for what a senior defense official said early Tuesday was “inappropriate communication'’ with Jill Kelley, the woman in Tampa, Florida who was seen as a rival for David H. Petraeus’s attentions by Paula Broadwell, who had an extramarital affair with Mr. Petraeus.

Jill Kelley had a lot of guys being really socially awkward with her.

This is opposed to the women I have dated over the years who to my knowledge have had only had to suffer one guy being socially awkward with them.