Rising Hegemon
Well he's still around, retired, and working for the hate group known as the Family Research Council.
How'd that ol' heterosexual Petraeus come to lose his job Jerry?
TONY PERKINS: So General, let me be clear. The, what we see here, this rash of general officers that have been brought down through scandal, sex scandal, you believe this is a reflection of a declining moral standard within the military as a whole.Straight-men cheating with the ladies...is all the gay peoples' fault.
GENERAL BOYKIN: I do think that is the case, Tony. I think that this is, ah, concrete evidence.
Yeah, the right-wing will be getting sane any century now.
*Neat trick since they are the same.
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Funny that ol' Jerry is talking about a time when the god-botherers have had command-level license to proselytize practically anywhere they liked. There's far more religion--particularly the evangelical variety--in the military now than when I was in forty-odd years ago, and yet, oh, dear, the generals are still pampered, warmongering assholes... a lot like, uh, Jerry Boykin.
This guy talking about morality is like Nixon talking about honesty. You don't need to pay attention to him, because you know he's lying.
It would be great if that retired general had his own sex scandal, just so I could use the phrase 'General Boinkin'.
All right! Now I know what do do if my wife finds out I've been screwing that waitress...
BLAME TEH GAYS!!!!!!!
Rewrite!!!!
TONY PERKINS: So General, let me be clear. The...what we see here, this rash of ministers, priests, and rabbis, that have been brought down through scandal, sex scandal, you believe this is a reflection of a declining moral standard within religion as a whole?
GENERAL BOYKIN: I do think that is the case, Tony. I think that this is, ah, concrete evidence.
My short list:
Ted Haggard, drugs and homo sex.
Franklin Graham
Gary "Wetsuit" Aldridge
Rev. Grant Storms, public masturbation
Rev. Wm. Colliers, Whites only church.
Westboro Church.
Rev. Ken Hutcherson, anti-gay-rights pastor.
Anyone who ever had anything to do with Bob Jones University!
Pastor Steven Andrew - no Christian can vote for a Mormon.
Rev Voddie Baucham - kill the gays.
Phillip Keyser - Kill the gays.
Rabbi Mayer May - No Mosques!
Pat Robertson - the gays made me invest in Liberian diamonds!
David Barton.
Pastor Steven Anderson - “pray for Barack Obama to die and go to hell”
Mike Huckabee - white supremacists.
Rev. Bardlee Dean - Homo = Sharia
Rev. Marshall Brown - porno.
Cardinal Timothy Dolan - who once supervised a program to use the money collected from parishioners to pay accused child molesters to leave the priesthood.
And there are many more.....
"...is, ah, concrete evidence."
I think that the use of "hard evidence" would have be apropo.
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