Can't have sex without trying to make a baby; two dudes can never get it on; and women as Priests, EGAD no...but making Jesus into an old guy just like him..
.no problem.
"The calculation of the beginning of our calendar – based on the birth of
Jesus – was made by Dionysius Exiguus, who made a mistake in his
calculations by several years," the
Pope writes in the book, which went on sale around the world with an
initial print run of a million copies.
"The actual date of Jesus's birth was several years before."
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Sister Mary Aloysius Do The Dishes taught this to us at St. Leibowitz grammar school back in the Late Pleistocene era. Ain't news.
A printing run of a million copies? Not enough to feed His Holiness' vanity. Look for a second, third and fourth printings (unless he kicks the bucket and goes to his eternal reward with the rest of the Hitler Youth).
but does jesus still have a swimmer's bod?
Who gives a shit?
(crickets)
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