Thursday, November 22, 2012

THIS is what he wants modified

Can't have sex without trying to make a baby; two dudes can never get it on; and women as Priests, EGAD no...but making Jesus into an old guy just like him...no problem.

"The calculation of the beginning of our calendar – based on the birth of Jesus – was made by Dionysius Exiguus, who made a mistake in his calculations by several years," the Pope writes in the book, which went on sale around the world with an initial print run of a million copies. 
"The actual date of Jesus's birth was several years before."

3 comments:

StonyPillow said...

Sister Mary Aloysius Do The Dishes taught this to us at St. Leibowitz grammar school back in the Late Pleistocene era. Ain't news.

A printing run of a million copies? Not enough to feed His Holiness' vanity. Look for a second, third and fourth printings (unless he kicks the bucket and goes to his eternal reward with the rest of the Hitler Youth).

pansypoo said...

but does jesus still have a swimmer's bod?

Ebon Krieg said...

Who gives a shit?

(crickets)