Thursday, November 22, 2012

THIS is what he wants modified

Can't have sex without trying to make a baby; two dudes can never get it on; and women as Priests, EGAD no...but making Jesus into an old guy just like problem.

"The calculation of the beginning of our calendar – based on the birth of Jesus – was made by Dionysius Exiguus, who made a mistake in his calculations by several years," the Pope writes in the book, which went on sale around the world with an initial print run of a million copies. 
"The actual date of Jesus's birth was several years before."


StonyPillow said...

Sister Mary Aloysius Do The Dishes taught this to us at St. Leibowitz grammar school back in the Late Pleistocene era. Ain't news.

A printing run of a million copies? Not enough to feed His Holiness' vanity. Look for a second, third and fourth printings (unless he kicks the bucket and goes to his eternal reward with the rest of the Hitler Youth).

pansypoo said...

but does jesus still have a swimmer's bod?

Ebon Krieg said...

Who gives a shit?