Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Oh please, oh please

As if the sweater-vest industry could use more bad news:
Rick Santorum, the former Pennsylvania senator who ran for president this year, says he is considering a second campaign for the White House in 2016. During a visit to Capitol Hill Monday, Santorum told The Weekly Standard magazine that he is "open" to running again.
If he does run, I think every one of his speeches should be made over a porn soundtrack.


Montag said...

There's a reason why Li'l Ricky was named the #1 Dimmest Bulb in Congress in 1996.

He's a very slow learner.

Nevertheless, it's wonderful news for the world. We've had little enough amusement these days....

StonyPillow said...

He's learned from Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain how renumerative a run for the Republican nomination can be.

As long as there's a dollar to be extracted, Ricky'll be there.

pansypoo said...

this might be that whig leap the publikan party needs.