Rising Hegemon
Mitt Romney could have picked this weekend to see y'know 'Lincoln' the movie where Republicans get to pretend they are progressive and awesome...while approaching their 150th anniversary of selling their souls (should be noted it took another 70 for the Democrats to find theirs).
Or he could have seen 'Skyfall' -- where they can pretend "M" is played by the head of the Morman Church and they marry every woman they sleep and or wrestle with, even Bambi and Thumper.
I'm ruling out 'Flight' because it involves the "alcohol" and another distinguished black guy.
But Mitt Romney...Sixty-fucking-Five year old Mitt Romney and his sister-wife Ann chose to see 'Twilight'...on its opening weekend.
Now I know somehow there's supposedly a Mormon-theme in the movie somewhere (are Mormon's sparkly? I dunno, they never knock on my door when the Sun is out)
Team Mittens.
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Stephanie Meyer's a Mormon. An alumni of BYU, too.
One of the first commandmants of being a Mormon -- buy Mormon. Even if it is Breaking Wind 2.
What would you expect from a guy who lists L. Ron Hubbard's "Battlefield Earth" as one of his all-time favorite books?
Whew. Dodged a bullet there, didn't we?
yeah. twilight is mormon. and why was his religion not investigated more??? mainstream my ass.
yeah. twilight is mormon. and why was his religion not investigated more??? mainstream my ass.
We heard a crapload more about the pastor of Obama's church than we ever did about the beliefs and practices of the Mormon church in which Willard was a Bishop, for fuck's sake. Your librul media at work.
Off topic here:
Attaturk--your Señor Mittens pic returns, and someone else is taking credit for it!
It presents a Mormon-specific theological problem: How to continue the practice of baptizing the dead of other religions into the Mormon faith if the "dead" won't die?
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