Mitt Romney could have picked this weekend to see y'know 'Lincoln' the movie where Republicans get to pretend they are progressive and awesome...while approaching their 150th anniversary of selling their souls (should be noted it took another 70 for the Democrats to find theirs).
Or he could have seen 'Skyfall' -- where they can pretend "M" is played by the head of the Morman Church and they marry every woman they sleep and or wrestle with, even Bambi and Thumper.
I'm ruling out 'Flight' because it involves the "alcohol" and another distinguished black guy.
But Mitt Romney...Sixty-fucking-Five year old Mitt Romney and his sister-wife Ann chose to see 'Twilight'...on its opening weekend.
Now I know somehow there's supposedly a Mormon-theme in the movie somewhere (are Mormon's sparkly? I dunno, they never knock on my door when the Sun is out)