Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Fini

Well that should about do it then. The statement of the old Iowa pol about what Ryan will have to do in 2016 has been taken to heart...in 2012.
Though Ryan had already decided to distance himself from the floundering Romney campaign, he now feels totally uninhibited. Reportedly, he has been marching around his campaign bus, saying things like, “If Stench calls, take a message” and “Tell Stench I’m having finger sandwiches with Peggy Noonan and will text him later.”
Update:

Or perhaps this was all poorly denoted satire.

3 comments:

Raoul Paste said...

Sounds like Palin talking about McCain.

WallytheWineGuy said...

That was a rare attempt at political humor on Politico.

"[Author’s note: Jonathan Swift did not really want Irish people to sell their children for food in 1791; George Orwell did not really want the clocks to strike thirteen in 1984; Paul Ryan, I am sure, calls Mitt Romney something more dignified than “Stench” and Microsoft did not invent PowerPoint as a means to euthanize cattle. At least I am pretty sure Microsoft didn’t.]
Author's note:
"Jonathan Swift did not really want Irish people to sell their children for food in 1791; George Orwell did not really want the clocks to strike thirteen in 1984; Paul Ryan, I am sure, calls Mitt Romney something more dignified than “Stench” and Microsoft did not invent PowerPoint as a means to euthanize cattle. At least I am pretty sure Microsoft didn’t."

Schultzqkhg said...

Sounds like Palin talking about McCain.