Thursday, September 13, 2012

No shit

Like many of you, I suppose, I got an email this morning from "Beyonce Knowles" entitled "I Don't Usually Email You".

Um, no crap there Beyonce.   You may keep emailing me if you'd like, of course, and if you happen to run into Scarlet Johanssen, Halle Berry, Natalie Portman, or Eva Longoria they are free to email me as well. 

But really shouldn't we keep this just to as we have all these months?


pansypoo said...

hey, she e-mailed me too!

Montag said...

I just deleted it, like I do all spam.

Now, who the fuck is Beyonce again?

Unknown said...

Montag: Beyonce is the Petula Clark of the current generation. Just play along, OK?