Thursday, May 13, 2010

This just in

This is modern America, therefore, Elena Kagan is gay until, like most celebrities, she has a sex tape placed in the hands of the benevolent people who run Vivid video.




(modified from here)

3 comments:

Athenawise said...

So, Kagan is exposed as gay (truth or smear), repubs and bluedogs in Congress shoot down her nomination, and Obama nominates the person he really wanted all along: Diane Wood.

Rightwinger heads explode, the nomination goes through, and we have a genuine progressive on the bench.

Brilliant.

pansypoo said...

i think kagan is for the win. the wedge for kennedy.

not that there's anything wrong with it.
(which senator says that 1st?)

Major Woody said...

I can't see a woman in a pearl necklace without thinking about the ZZ Top song of the same name. Is that so wrong?