This is modern America, therefore, Elena Kagan is gay until, like most celebrities, she has a sex tape placed in the hands of the benevolent people who run Vivid video.
So, Kagan is exposed as gay (truth or smear), repubs and bluedogs in Congress shoot down her nomination, and Obama nominates the person he really wanted all along: Diane Wood.
Rightwinger heads explode, the nomination goes through, and we have a genuine progressive on the bench.
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So, Kagan is exposed as gay (truth or smear), repubs and bluedogs in Congress shoot down her nomination, and Obama nominates the person he really wanted all along: Diane Wood.
Rightwinger heads explode, the nomination goes through, and we have a genuine progressive on the bench.
Brilliant.
i think kagan is for the win. the wedge for kennedy.
not that there's anything wrong with it.
(which senator says that 1st?)
I can't see a woman in a pearl necklace without thinking about the ZZ Top song of the same name. Is that so wrong?
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