Friday, November 02, 2012

Show me the birth certificate!

Never underestimate the idiocy of internet movements.
Internet evangelist Bill Keller is urging the faithful to promise to vote for Jesus for president in this election. So far, his website,, says it has more than 1.6 million pledges to write in the name of Jesus on their ballots instead of any other presidential candidate. If even half of those who signed the pledge vote accordingly, this could signal real trouble for Mitt Romney in close races by reducing the pool of voters who usually opt for the GOP.
I kind of doubt that...but I guess if the election is close it is going to be because of a battle for "show" between Jesus, Jill Stein, and of course:
[cross-posted at Firedoglake]


pansypoo said...

jesus can defeat mittens any way he wants.

StonyPillow said...

Gary Johnson (Lizard People) is good for half a million votes.

P J said...

Rev. Billy's call to write in jesus is divine.