Wednesday, February 27, 2013

America...ugh

And where else but Tennessee, Alabama, Utah, North Dakota, Louisiana, Texas, Florida?

Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Frostproof, Fla., told police Saturday that he and his dog were in their truck in nearby Sebring when the dog kicked a gun that was on the truck's floor, the Highlands Tribune newspaper reported. 

The gun went off, shooting Lanier in the leg, Sebring police said.

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The incident is only the latest in a string of bizarre shootings in Florida. Just last week, a woman in St. Petersburg was wounded when she was shot by a friend's oven.

5 comments:

NonyNony said...

Guns don't kill people.

Dogs with guns kill people.

Also ovens with guns kill people.

Anonymous said...

Making waffles in the oven? OK, I used The Google [sic] and see instructions, but even if I didn't have a toaster (and I'm guessing the waffles were the frozen toaster variety), I'd use the broiler not the baking element...

NonyNony said...

When you outlaw reheating waffles in the oven, only outlaws will have ovens!

pansypoo said...

i thought dogs were only good scapegoats for homework + farts

Anonymous said...

the nra appliance and pet wing - on the march!

feralcrj