Tuesday, February 05, 2013

Let your monkey order it for your Kindle

Coming soon to Amazon from "I was just joking Press!":

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

But...ask him to defend his child from tasteless personal insults by Laura Ingraham and...silence.

Amazing the bullet we somehow managed to dodge that would have been a McCain administration. Christ, four years of him might well make Shrub's reign of error look like the good old days...because by the time Walnuts was done, hell, post-apocalyptic wasteland might look good in comparison.

Montag said...

McCain and Miss Lindsey have been awfully grumpy and mean-spirited since Holy Joe departed the scene, er, Senate.

But, I'm sure they'll perk right up when he comes visiting to lobby them.

Yastreblyansky said...

Yes, but why Pollock jokes? I googled it out of curiosity and only found a link to McCain impersonators in the Pollock, Idaho area (http://www.gigmasters.com/Search/John-Mc-Cain-Impersonator-Pollock-ID.html). And the only person they could come up with would have had to fly out from Connecticut. I mean, I'm much nearer to Connecticut than Idaho myself, and not in immediate need of a McCain impersonator myself, but WTF?

pansypoo said...

the only thing georgee saved us from.

Montag said...

I think that's supposed to "Polack," as in jokes about Poles.

Attaturk said...

I think that's supposed to "Polack," as in jokes about Poles.

Urban Dictionary said two "Ls" okay -- and it's an authoritative on all matters...especially Rusty Trombones.

Anonymous said...

Let the Popeye sideboob jokes begin!