Friday, January 07, 2005

Friday Miscellaneous Lifeform Blogging

You know, I'd think that "Kate O'Beirne" would be enough, but I'm not sure she qualifies as alive. I think she's like a robot that Bill Buckley built -- an early, really shoddily put together prototype that was an homage to his mother.

Altogether now....EEEEEWWWWWW!

So, with the entire universe of life forms to choose from, let me good a good one, that is a salute to the demise of Crossfire (or as Bob Novak would spit out from behind his massive and hypnotic teeth...CROOOOOOOOOTHFAAAAAAAAARE!) and Capital Crypts & Bloods I came up with an appropriate lifeform for their complex intellectual arguments.


An Amoeba. Like many a pundit, it can cause dysentery.

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