Monday, March 22, 2010

Since I never watch FoxNews...

Just wondering, has Steve Doocy taken a hostage yet?

7 comments:

jimmiraybob said...

Yes, sanity.

Anonymous said...

Olives and Arrows called. He wanted to make a comment here, but sadly, he somehow got a huge dildo rammed down his throat, and he's just not feeling up to it today.

He says he probably won't feel better until the second week November.

I'm sure everyone here joins me in sending along my best wishes for a speedy recovery, and encourage him to go to the Socialist Death Panel Obamacare Concentration Camp of his choice.

-Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs!

bayville said...

Doocy?
Is that the former beauty contestant or the dense sports guy on that show?

pansypoo said...

i take it that he's the blonde. and i only know this because of colbert.

heh. looks like they got an obma sized cock of health care down their throats, not a dildo.

MarkC said...

You know, I didn't like it when sports became the metaphor of choice for passing legislation (it isn't just a game, and both sides are supposed to share some goals). But the Republicans have not only replaced it with oral sex, but nonconsensual oral sex. Which is not just a much less healthy metaphor, but freaking weird.

What's next? "We won't let them probe us with this hamster of a bill!"

Stop the madness!

pansypoo said...

yeah, think of the children.

Anonymous said...

Doocy is a tool without the intestinal fortitude to do anything on his own. vox aka:anon