Thursday, August 12, 2010

Dear Penthouse, I'm just a Republican Candidate who went to a well-endowed private University...(hehe well-endowed)

Of course, conservatives claim to hate affirmative action, so it's a good thing their kids can trade in on their names later in life. Which brings us to Ben Quayle, son of Dan Quayle -- who is to his father as George W. Bush is to his. So give Ben some credit for being able to chew his food.

Ben is running for Congress from Arizona's Third District. When we last encountered him he had a lovely little commercial preaching family values next to his two little girls. Except, of course, they weren't his girls. A few apologies and promises to stay 1000 yards away from schools later, we have some new info about this chip-off-the-old-blockhead.

Ben is one of the founding contributors to a website called "The Dirty" (NSFW) which specializes in putting up pictures of women in various stages of disrobing and, of course, later shame. When asked about this, he lied…then later admitted it but could not remember ever writing anything in particular.

Well, we better remind him then.
Quayle posted under the Web alias “Brock Landers” and documented his quest to find the “hottest chick in Scottsdale.”

Family values.

[cross-posted at Firedoglake]


StonyPillow said...

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a father and child.

Athenawise said...

Yeah, he calls every hot chick a "hot potatoe."

It's a Quayle thing.

pansypoo said...

republikkklan bootstraps are inherited.