Thursday, August 12, 2010

Forget the wedding pictures

I want to see the Limbaugh divorce documents that have been put under seal.


Athenawise said...

They're on the shelf with the towels in the poolboy's cabana.

pansypoo said...

the exes have to be quiet or the money train ends.

Anonymous said...

Oh, so would I!!!!

I've been saying "Marriage of Convenience" for years.

First marriage lasted 2 1/2 years; ended when SHE filed for divorce for "incompatibility".

Second marriage - separation after 5-years, then divorced. (She left him on Christmas in 1988. So sweet.)

Add in the rumors about the corpulent, syphilitic gas-bag being gay, and I'm seeing major pre-nup with wife #3!!

They got married in '94, and ten years to the day later she says, "Fat man. Your ten years is up; pay me!" Fifteen days later, no muss, no fuss, and the reasons for his third violation of the “sanctity of marriage” never made public. Doesn't that spell, "pre-nup contract homo marriage of convenience" to you? In a mere 15-days she is divorced from the drug-addled Dominican boy-violator. No doubt part of the settlement - keep your mouth shut about the ambulatory pilonidal cyst not being able to satisfy a woman.

And she was never heard from again. Laughing all the way to the bank, I guess.

omen said...

i heard the other day somewhere that costa rica has legalized prostitution.

omen said...

perhaps the current wife will one day set up rush on the phone and push his buttons to provoke a meltdown where he spills his guts, a la mel. that would be entertaining.