Your newest effort of Denny's to kill you:
Fried cheese melt,"made with four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread. It is served with French fries and a side of marinara sauce." It and the other new items should be available starting Aug. 24.
After you eat it, they wait five minutes then strip your corpse.
Plus, it needs mayo.