Erudition and Edification

As all of you probably know, I aspire to make this a quality blog, where discourse is encouraged in its highest form. Sort of a classic era "New Yorker".

But then again, I am also incredibly self-destructive and used to having my dreams cruelly dashed, so fuck it:

VIDEOTAPE of Jenna Bush in very high spirits at a bachelorette party is being sold and could end up on national TV by the end of the week. Luckily for Jenna, the cameraman missed "the high point . . . Jenna on all fours doing 'the butt dance' — and doing it very well — as guys were ogling her thong," said our source. Club patrons do the suggestive dance when the deejay plays the 1988 hit "Da Butt," by E.U. The president's blond daughter arrived at NerveAna, a '90s-themed lounge on Varick Street, at 10:30 p.m. last Friday with several other pretty young things in a battered old blue minivan.