Saturday, April 09, 2005

Wolf Blitzer's Bad versus Good Catholics

Since he styles himself an expert:




Good Catholics:

Cardinal Torquemada: Originated the Order "Opus DIE".

Pope Alexander VI (Borgia): Had a real appetite for life.

Pius XII: Knew the importance of ignoring the Jews (ah, wait a minute...)

Tony Scalia: Most just.

Bob Novak: More than just a lovely smile.



Bad Catholics:

Francis of Assisi: Try "a sissy".

Augustine: Not Arch-Bishop of Hippo for nothin'.

Thomas Moore: No fun at parties.

Joan of Arc: Glory-Hound.

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