Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Quick somebody tell Atlas Juggs before the Alimony runs out!

She's probably already doing this to John Bolton for free:

A wacky British-born Internet entrepreneur who wants to be entertained, and perhaps even promote a website, is offering $1 million for someone to flash Barack Obama, on camera. How is this not a great deal?

British billionaire Alki David has one condition for his payout: the word "Battlecam" must be written across the naked thrill-seeker's chest, to promote David's video-sharing website of the same name.


Oh hell, ol' Pam has enough experience in this area to make "Battl-" and "ecam" go in opposite directions, and given the lack of suppleness in space-age polymers this is no mean feat.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Never happen. I hear Pam wears a prosthetic bra to keep the little darlings lined up. Her plastic surgeon screwed up and one points at the sky while the other looks at your shoes or so I've been told.

Montag said...

Kinda doubt she'd be a volunteer, given that Bolton's name is tattooed on one, and Bibi's face is on the other.

Anonymous said...

One way to close the deficit "gap" without raising taxes that the market hasn't suggested. Fannie and Freddie were suggested today by a fellow named Gross. vox

jimmiraybob said...

I thought that Pam Ella was spoken for. An eastern European man with a deep accent. And a bear.

pansypoo said...

janet jackson might.

omen said...

pam, mel and dr. laura walk into a bar....