Saturday, January 29, 2011

Because their "authority" 'on the subject is at an all-time high

The Catholic Church is dictating the terms of the male orgasm.

...the sexual act has to be unitive and procreative and why some kinds of activity are not chaste,” the letter said. “Though pleasure may be present, some acts are a misuse of sex when they fall short of what God intended.”*

So married people, no compound worded sex acts for you.

Does this require the Palmfacial?

(by the way, that was among the most disgusting image searches ever to get the one listed...even with safe search on.)


StonyPillow said...

The definitive exegesis of "straining at gnats and swallowing camels"?

There's absolutely nothing left. The twenty century reign of error is ending. Fifty years from now, they'll be nothing but the biggest healthcare entity in the United Corporations of America.

Anonymous said...

Whew!!! It's only for married couples. Singles and "teh gay" can still have fun without guilt. And alter boys.

Raoul Paste said...

..what God intended.

There's yer problem right there. When people claim to know the will of God, that's when the trouble starts.

Anonymous said...

Wait... why did God give us hands that could reach our own genitals?

pansypoo said...

is altar boy sex procreative?

Montag said...

Ah, the old "do as I say, not as I do" routine.

Anyone who's going to take the advice of a potty old Nazi on something that canonical law says he's not supposed to engage in probably deserves whatever misery that advice brings.

It's getting more and more obvious. Pope Ratzi is completely clueless that his organization is now an anachronism, and he helped make it such.

Marcellina said...

"...the sexual act has to be unitive..."

On initial scanning I thought that was "punitive", which in this case is probably the same thing.

Well, to be fair, this has always been the catholic church's stance. It will never change, just fade into unimportance.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, altering altar boys for a life of procreating (with devout wimmen) more boys to be altered..might take some getting used to by the altered boy.
what's changed? The show goes on.

Anonymous said...

And who could be more knowledgeable to advise the world on sex than a criminal organization run by old gay men who shield pedophiles from prosecution the way they shielded Nazis in the late 1940s.

Bruce Webb said...

The Catholic Church used to endorse the Rhythm Method, under a strict reading of this that is proscribed, because it is by intent non-procreative.

It is clearer than ever that Pope Ratzi is hell bent on reversing Vatican II in favor of Vatican I which was the greatest expansion of Papal claims since Gegory VII claimed that he had temporal and not just spiritual authority over the Emperor and all the Kings of Europe. 1000 years ago.

Most people don't understand that such things as the Immaculate Conception and Papal Infalibilitty were not part of explicit Church doctrine until the mid 19th century when that Pope Pius forced them through via Vatican I.

John-Paul II was in many ways just as conservative, or else Ratzi wouldn't have been in position to become Benidict, but where J-P II was by nature a big hearted skier, Ratzi is a cramped souled pedophile. Which is an open secret, the evidence is pretty clear that he not only directed the coverup did it to protect his brother, also a Bishop and deeply complicit in the abuse in the German Church. And you can Google Pope Bs private secretary, the first person that sees him in the morning and last at night, a man who some have called the most handsome man in the world, a mix between Hugh Grant and George Clooney. Let's just say the Pope walks kind of lightly in how beaded Prada slippers.

The Church has clearly declared war on the autonomy of women, time to throw open some gold paneled closet doors.

And as a bonus it will drive K-Lo raving mad.

Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs! said...

I am a bit late to the party, but let me express my agreement with the general tenor of the previous comments...

... and let me also point out that the photo has a little red PC logo in the upper rh corner, standing for "President's Choice", a Canadian brand that I greatly miss over here in Malaga, Spain, although I have to admit the weather here is way better than back home right now.

BTW, the "President's Choice" name refers to the president of the company, Loblaws/Zehrs, and not to the US president...

... and any American readers who live close to the Cdn border, should try the special PC X-mas ice cream sold only in Nov-Dec... candy cane ice cream with chocolate chunks... totally to die for... you'll want to make it part of your holiday tradition, too.

pansypoo said...

i once saw a rhythm method handbook at an estate sale.