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Fucking tides, how do they work? It really is a fucking miracle that these know-nothing asshats can tie their own shoes and cross the street by themselves.
DrDick, I'm with you. Being such seasoned and knowledgeable sailors, conservatives are fond of those ideological cruises with hero pundits like Billo.
I do like the group's approach to focus on the "scam" aspect of religions, rather than the old existence/nonexistence of God. The latter is at best a draw, because it is hard to prove an absence, but the former is pretty prima facie obvious.
In the moron's defense, we don't know why gravity does what gravity does. Unlike the moron, scientists and other elitists haven't given up on trying to unravel this mystery. Chalk up to god if you want, but Zeus didn't make thunder and Poseidon never caused a tidal wave.
my brother, who is not retarded was watching this retard and his reasoning was so stupid when i had to watch a bit. i couldn't believe it. the rise of reagan has certainly led to entropy. we are so fucked.
Well, here's an idea. Why don't we get Halliburton to organize -- with the help of Northrup-Grummann, Raytheon, Boeing, Lockheed Martin and maybe Exxon Mobil -- a giant missile/laser project that BLASTS THE FUCKING MOON TO SMITHEREENS to see what happens.Paid for by taxpayers of course. How 'bout that?
SB, save the missile for the moron's like O'Reilly, Beck and their followers... a heck of a lot cheaper and something that won't fuck the rest of us... plus it would have the added benefit of being a good use of taxpayer's money.
The mysterious ways of Gawd are the only way to explain Bill O'Really. There is no rational construct that can account for his existence.
I thought it was Chuck Norris that made the tides rise and fall with the power of his roundhouse kicks to the Earth's crust.
Right on, Bill-O! I don't know exactly how my hard drive works, so it's obviously proof positive of the existence of the ALMIGHTY LORD GOD! And the one Bill likes, too. Glad we got that one cleared up.
Oreilly and Arrows
,Don't be silly, Hedley.Bill O'Reilly might not understand what causes tidal forces, but I certainly do.Tides are caused by big, black, ominous looking clouds. Atta clearly illustrates this in the photo for this thread -- for those of you that don't understand.
he thinks god does the tines and the sun moving cause o'really thinks the earth revolves around HIM.
tides. i been playing with silverware all morning.
yeah but, gravity is only a theory... heh ...
yeah but, gravity is just a theory... heh ....
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