Friday, July 16, 2010

I am deflowered

How dare the world's olive oil be revealed as rampart harlots!

Researchers analyzed popular brands and found 69 percent of imported oils and 10 percent of domestic oils sampled did not meet the international standards that define the pure, cold-pressed, olive oils that deserve the extra-virgin title.


Looks like my plan to market a brand of "Extra Latent with STDs Olive Oil" is back on track.

3 comments:

shrimplate said...

My local favorite:

http://queencreekolivemill.com/

pansypoo said...

why i just use slutty corn oil.

Anonymous said...

Palestinians cooked by missiles instead of in olive oil is a popular entree in the far off land close by the sea.