Thursday, July 29, 2010

I apologize

On behalf of all rational Iowans, no matter their party, but really GOP?

Iowa GOP Supports Amendment To Strip Obama’s Citizenship Because He Won The Nobel Peace Prize

At its state convention in Des Moines last month, the Iowa GOP adopted a new party platform that includes the repeal of mandatory minimum wage laws, the elimination of the U.S. Department of Education, and even clarification on the definition of manure. Out of the “387 enumerated planks and principles,” Newsweek’s Jerry Adler found the most “startling” section of the platform calls for “the reintroduction and ratification of the original 13th Amendment.”

6 comments:

Mustang Bobby said...

Are they going to make it retroactive and take back the Nobel from Teddy Roosevelt?

StonyPillow said...

Apparently most Iowans are only accustomed to having their existence acknowledged in non-leap years by the rest of the country in relation to tornadoes or floods.

Raoul Paste said...

Devo was apparently right.

pansypoo said...

how did the republikkklans get this far out of reality?

Olives and Arrows said...

Are they going to make it retroactive and take back the Nobel from Teddy Roosevelt?

No, but Yasser Arafat and his anti-Semitic toady Jimmy Carter should be made to return their Nobel awards.

Oh yeah, that's right Arafat can't return his award, not since some very unfortunate worms are choking on his rancid carcass.

zuzu said...

Don't forget Kissinger!