Friday, July 16, 2010

Whatever, look at Al Gore's waistline

Hey, congratulations to all of us here on Earth, I raise my plastic-water bottle to all earthlings (aka "earthers").

The combined global land and ocean surface temperature data also found the January-June and April-June periods were the warmest on record, according to NOAA's National Climatic Data Center, which based its findings on measurements that go back as far as 1880.

In June, the combined average for global land and ocean temperatures was 61.1 degrees Fahrenheit (16.2 Celsius) -- 1.22 degrees Fahrenheit (0.68 Celsius) more than the 20th century average of 59.9 degrees Fahrenheit (15.5 Celsius).


But don't panic, sometime this coming December or January the east coast will get some snow and Drudge and Steve Doocy will ponder what global warming?



Silly people, everybody knows the answer to that. Al Gore got a 'rub & tug', or maybe not, but it got reported loudly and that makes it all true enough and therefore all science ever is invalid. Besides, everyone knows science is really controlled by the three members of the 'New Black Panther Party' and those "climate-gate emails" prove it! You will know this when you play a Michael Crichton audio book backwards.

[cross-posted at Firedoglake]

8 comments:

Montag said...

Umm, I will bet that we'll soon be treated to the news that the deficit is responsible for Al Gore's waistline, climate change and the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Olives and Arrows said...

Abnormalities of climate can cut in numerous directions. That's why the central hive of the new religion wants the fashion sheep using the newer and more flexible term "climate change" rather than the older and somewhat limiting term of "global warming".
Montag at 4:30am uses the term 'climate change', so he appears to be with the newer program.

Attaturk defeats his own supposed argument:

2 But don't panic, sometime this coming December or January the east coast will get some snow and Drudge and Steve Doocy will ponder what global warming?

1 In June, the combined average for global land and ocean temperatures was 61.1 degrees Fahrenheit

Olives and Arrows said...

// Oh LOOK !! Andrew Cuomo !!! //

pansypoo said...

pfft + blah bla bl b
it's been awfully balmy at the north pole.

Raoul Paste said...

In June, the combined average for global land and ocean temperatures was 61.1 degrees Fahrenheit (16.2 Celsius) -- 1.22 degrees Fahrenheit (0.68 Celsius) more than the 20th century average of 59.9 degrees Fahrenheit (15.5 Celsius).

Of course, the Turkmeister has not defeated his own argument, but rather Oliver Arrow-through-the-head is simply wrong.

I think I've been too charitable in calling OnA a dupe. Apparently he'd allow worldwide disaster to occur rather than admit he's wrong.

Montag said...

O&A: You are really fuckin' pathetic.

Not to mention transparently disingenuous.

I'll make it simpler for you, since your appreciation of the facts requires it: it's getting hotter out there, and you and your stupid friends are in large part responsible.

Olives and Arrows said...

Ridiculous comment, Montag. It's obvious that you're a very angry person.

Expecting me to accept an all-encompassing responsibility for that which you behold as being caused by capitalism would be the same as if I expected you to accept responibility for, say, all of the murders perpetrated by leftists during the last century. (100 million people by conservative estimates)

.....and it was warmer 1000 years ago, warmer than it is today or in the various questionable computer projections produced by IPCC. Although I wasn't around in the medieval era to accept any supposed responsibility for the warming of that time, I'm gonna go out on a limb and lay blame on the star that appeared in the eastern sky each morning as having been largely responsible.

Anonymous said...

The KoolAid is especially strong today.