Friday, July 09, 2010

UPPITY, STILL UPPITY!!!

Oh, Chuckles Krauthammer, such a wildly happy man.

What is odd is to have a president so convinced of his own magnificence -- yet not of his own country's.


Oh, why cannot that black guy hate himself as much as I, a white guy, hates him? It's so un-American.

5 comments:

Oblio's Cap said...

Monk's columns are always such a stunning combination of stupidity and willful ignorance.

Did they have Nobel Prizes when Algebra was invented? One wonders why so many Americans and Europeans have won them. The colonials just aren't as exceptional, I guess.

Major Woody said...

He should be more humble and servile, like that chauffeur from Driving Miss Daisy.

JDM said...

Kraut Hammer reminds me of the Stacy Keach characters in "Brewster McCloud" and "The Traveling Executioner".

JDM said...

PS Does Charles Kraut Hammer see himself as a latter day Charles Martel? Tours wasn't even thirteen centuries ago, so just yesterday to a real conservative. Had Muslims, too:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Martel

CKH also looks like he lost the battle of cologne.

pansypoo said...

i REALLY savor cabbage mallet's stewing in his diaper. it makes ME so happy.