WTF is a "Kaj Relwof"? There's a paucity of Google hits for it. I can only assume it's Jack Fowler (National Review publisher) spelled backwards minus the "C" - which is appropriate as the guest list is nothing if not a showcase of C minus students.
I hope they are heading out with a working blow-out preventer because the last thing the Caribbean needs is a massive spill of toxic shit.
Thank goodness they're leaving Beck, Palin and Bachmann behind to run Ignoramous Nation should something horrible happen at sea and they're never seen again*.
* all are washed onto a deserted island and have to form a government. Rich Lowery plays Gilligan. Janah Goldberg plays the Beave. Hilarity ensues until government is unworkable and the north siders of the island become locked in perpetual war with the southsiders over whether the weaker among them can be sold into slavery and whether to adopt a printed palm leaf currency over the hard currency of the coconut standard.
I'd rather spend a week at Gitmo than a week with those fuckers... much better idea would be for anyone interested in a cruise would be to save themselves about a thousand bucks and take a friend on one of the discounted cruises... you can still eat all you want, drink what you can pay for, and have a good time without having to pay to listen to gigantic sewage bags spew their shit.
I think the only reason I might have to go on such a cruise is if I had a reliable tip ahead of time that the ship was going to be hijacked and taken to Cuba.
Because I'd really want to see the looks on these people's faces when they docked in Havana....
Rising Hegemon
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Oh my , what a perfect chance for a "Titanic" event!
w3ski
WTF is a "Kaj Relwof"? There's a paucity of Google hits for it. I can only assume it's Jack Fowler (National Review publisher) spelled backwards minus the "C" - which is appropriate as the guest list is nothing if not a showcase of C minus students.
I hope they are heading out with a working blow-out preventer because the last thing the Caribbean needs is a massive spill of toxic shit.
Thank goodness they're leaving Beck, Palin and Bachmann behind to run Ignoramous Nation should something horrible happen at sea and they're never seen again*.
* all are washed onto a deserted island and have to form a government. Rich Lowery plays Gilligan. Janah Goldberg plays the Beave. Hilarity ensues until government is unworkable and the north siders of the island become locked in perpetual war with the southsiders over whether the weaker among them can be sold into slavery and whether to adopt a printed palm leaf currency over the hard currency of the coconut standard.
33 GREAT REASONS TO COME ON THE NR 2010 POST-ELECTION CRUISE ...
And, you'll have an opportunity to get your picture taken with every one of them, because they love good 'Muricans just like themselves.
Torpedoes away!
I would literally (not figuratively) rather die. What a nightmare to be on a boat with these ghouls and fools.
I'd rather spend a week at Gitmo than a week with those fuckers... much better idea would be for anyone interested in a cruise would be to save themselves about a thousand bucks and take a friend on one of the discounted cruises... you can still eat all you want, drink what you can pay for, and have a good time without having to pay to listen to gigantic sewage bags spew their shit.
Are they pulling into Grand Cayman to visit their bank accounts?
I think the only reason I might have to go on such a cruise is if I had a reliable tip ahead of time that the ship was going to be hijacked and taken to Cuba.
Because I'd really want to see the looks on these people's faces when they docked in Havana....
i pray instead of cackling, they are crying in their shrimp cocktails.
It will still be hurricane season in November, right?
what a perfect set of folk to be delivered to a new Gilligan's Island.
alkatraz better
ppoo
Heres praying that ship sinks in shark-infested waters!
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