Friday, September 10, 2010

Needed more "WOLVERINES!"

This now virally famous speech of GOP crazy-man Phil Davison is missing only one of two things. Guys chasing him with a straight-jacket OR my preference, somebody coming out with a cape just before it ends, like an old James Brown concert.

12 comments:

Montag said...

A "Master's Degree in ... COMMUNICATIONS!"

"IN... FES... STAY-SHUN!"

"MIS-COMMUNICATION!"

Funny, he didn't say anything specific about the problems of the STARK COUNTY TREASURER'S OFFICE!!!!111!!!1 (except that Democrats are running it) in the entire six minutes.

There's only two things that can be said about this guy--he's a frustrated drill sergeant wannabe. And, he's a dork.

The Kenosha Kid said...

Rob Riggle is a comedy genius.

Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs! said...

Far out, man.

I'm moving to Stark County, Ohio, they have the best drugs there!

omen said...

sanity has a well-known liberal bias.

pansypoo said...

i couldn't watch all of it.

real accountant type.

FROM HELL.

Anonymous said...

Shared it on Facebook yesterday. WTF man, is it worth crying about? A Master's in Communication? Really? And you cannot remember your favorite quote without stumbling on it and having to return to your notes?

JDM said...

Doesn't look like submarine commander material.

Anonymous said...

I'll take Pansypoos advice a step farther and not waste what little time I have bothering with it. vox

StonyPillow said...

The Republican Meth Militia has found a new captain in the great state of Ohio. Jeebus, this guy's gonna be popping up in the newspapers real soon. On the police blotter page.

Anonymous said...

Liberty or Bob Jones University Alum?

Olives and Arrows said...

f'n hilarious speech!
....especially when he manages to completely mangle the Einstein quote, which he says is his favorite quote in the history of the spoken word.

...and a Masters in communications, no less!

Anonymous said...

As I watched this, I imagined myself in that room and tried to imagine what it would be like to have to work for this clenched-assed, wild-eyed, bug-fuck crazy shit-bag.

I also thought of the poor county supervisor this putz would have to report to ever damn day.

"Works well with others?" Not.

Oh, one more. I'm guessing it's only a matter of time before this guy's inner Ted Haggard, George Recker, Roy Ashburn coming out.